I AM THE WALRUS


I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together, see how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying, sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come, corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday, man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long, I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob, Mr. City, policemen sitting, pretty little policemen in a row, see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying... Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye, crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down, I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob... Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun, if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain, I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob, goo goo goo joob... Expert, texpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide, I'm crying, Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower, elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna, man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe, I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob, goo goo goo joob, goo goo goo joob, goo goo goo joob...
(Lennon/McCartney)